textpoops:

its not gay porn if there’s a pussy

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek, via nohopeforthehopeless)

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time
ilaurens:

Beach - By: (Xavi Terns Mas)